If my jokes offend you:
1. I’m sorry.
2. It won’t happen again.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. You’re a pussy.
(via a-beautiful--tragedy)
An important reminder that the universe has three spatial dimensions and is best appreciated with all three engaged*.
*engage fourth as needed for EXTREME MODE
(Source: cozydark, via aproblemofmemory)